Lindsay Lohan beg and pleaded, but to no avail - she will be serving 90 days in jail followed by 90 days in rehab! Sucks for you Lindsay!
TMZ reports:

The judge said there was a pattern of violations since Lindsay was placed on probation in 2007 following her plea bargain in her DUI case.

Lindsay broke down as she addressed the court, telling the judge, “I did the best I could.”

Michael Lohan, the father of Lindsay Lohan, was on the CBS early show, getting publicity for himself by listing Lindsay’s addictions to the public.

When asked what kind of drugs he believed Lindsay Lohan might be abusing, Lohan responded with:

“So many doctors have prescribed her so many different things that she never was on and never needed and now she’s on them. I couldn’t tell you all the names, but Adderall, for one. Adderall is nothing but methamphetamine. For anyone that knows the pharmaceutical business or knows what kids are into these days, adderall is taking over society. It’s supposed to an focus medication, but it’s speed. And it’s polluting society and our teenagers and kids.”

This is all in relation to Lindsay’s court date, today. She is currently in session, where the judge will decide if Lindsay Lohan is going to jail or to rehab. Prerez Hilton reports:

In an effort to get Lindsay’s ass in jail, prosecutor Danette Meyers told the judge that she has prepared witnesses to testify under oath that they saw Lindsay drinking after the MTV Movie Awards, the night her SCRAM bracelet showed a positive reading for alcohol!

Earlier this week, at the MTV Movie Awards after party hosted by Katy Perry, Lindsay Lohan’s alcohol monitor bracelt allegedly went off, alerting authorities that Lohan had violated the terms of her probation.

Lindsay Lohan has a warrant out for her arrest, according to TMZ! Another strike against the now infamously flaky actress? According to the TMZ report, the incident stems from the night of the MTV Movie Awards, where the actress’s SCRAM bracelet (Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitoring) generated a report to law enforcement officials that Lohan may have shown signs of alcohol ingestion. Lindsay of course posted to Twitter right away: “I didn’t violate anything”

From TMZ

Lindsay’s SCRAM bracelet generated a report to SCRAM officials sometime after the MTV Movie Awards Sunday night.

Sources say the SCRAM data shows evidence of alcohol.

OK, now we’ve seen everything - supposedly the po-po in London England are keen to talk to Lindsay Lohan about … get this… missing jewels! Craziness! This seems to happen fairly often, actresses mistakenly making off with props like clothes, shoes and handbags from photo shoots - but this one could spell trouble for poor Lindsay, who does seem to really be trying to get her act together. Good luck Lindsay, don’t let them take you alive!

LINDSAY LOHAN is at the centre of a London police investigation in connection with the theft of jewellery from a magazine photoshoot.
The actress was in the English capital recently, when she posed for an upcoming spread in fashion glossy Elle, according to sources.
Website HolyMoly.com claims the actress kept asking about the gems on loan for the shoot - and then allegedly left with them.
An insider tells the website, “She kept going on about the jewels, asking if she could have them. We all thought she was joking.”

Lindsay Lohan has been in the wasted celebrity gossip news a lot lately: Kim Kardashian said everyone was being too hard on Lindsay, Samantha dumped Lindsay and rumors of Lindsay Lohan taking drugs to stay thin swirled. The latest Lindsay Lohan rumor is a whopper though - the gossip is that Lindsay Lohan is pregnant!

Well this is the scariest rumor that I’ve heard in a long time. Lindsay Lohan is rumored to be seven weeks pregnant. According to ianundercover.com, someone inside Lindsay Lohan’s camp is claiming that the shopping addict is with child

“I swear she’s carrying,” the Lilo friend said. “She’s going through big emotional turmoil. She’s not sure if she’ll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days. Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months.”

I don’t think this is true, what with “>Lindsay looking so skinny lately, but you never know, pregnancy is a big trend in Hollywood these days…