Poor ole Mel. First that whole DUI incident from a few years back, which he was mostly ovewr - and now this scandal, which just keeps getting worse and worse. Celebrity Gossip sites are buzzing with the latest gossip about a new alleged recording of Mel Gibson - where he supposedly tells Oksana Grigorieva, the mother of his children: “I will bury you in the rose garden.” Oy Vey. Poor, poor Mel.

Even more audio tape featuring Mel Gibson is surfacing, and this time it seems as though Mel admits to punching his baby momma Oksana whatshername:

On tape, a teary Oksana is heard asking Mel, “What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face?
“What kind of a man is that?” the Russian musician repeats.
The Braveheart star responds: “You know what — you f**cking deserved it.”

Lindsay Lohan beg and pleaded, but to no avail - she will be serving 90 days in jail followed by 90 days in rehab! Sucks for you Lindsay!
TMZ reports:

The judge said there was a pattern of violations since Lindsay was placed on probation in 2007 following her plea bargain in her DUI case.

Lindsay broke down as she addressed the court, telling the judge, “I did the best I could.”

George Michael was arrested in Hampstead, London on Sunday on suspicion of being ‘unfit to drive’. That’s the british way of saying the person isn’t capable of driving a vehicle - so polite, the English!
Sources don’t reveal whether or not George Michael was under any influence when he crashed his Range Rover into an instant photo processor at 3AM the other night in London, but… well, you figure it out.

George later apologized via statement:

“I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I’ll sort myself out. And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them.”

Michael Lohan, the father of Lindsay Lohan, was on the CBS early show, getting publicity for himself by listing Lindsay’s addictions to the public.

When asked what kind of drugs he believed Lindsay Lohan might be abusing, Lohan responded with:

“So many doctors have prescribed her so many different things that she never was on and never needed and now she’s on them. I couldn’t tell you all the names, but Adderall, for one. Adderall is nothing but methamphetamine. For anyone that knows the pharmaceutical business or knows what kids are into these days, adderall is taking over society. It’s supposed to an focus medication, but it’s speed. And it’s polluting society and our teenagers and kids.”

This is all in relation to Lindsay’s court date, today. She is currently in session, where the judge will decide if Lindsay Lohan is going to jail or to rehab. Prerez Hilton reports:

In an effort to get Lindsay’s ass in jail, prosecutor Danette Meyers told the judge that she has prepared witnesses to testify under oath that they saw Lindsay drinking after the MTV Movie Awards, the night her SCRAM bracelet showed a positive reading for alcohol!